Dorpoplog Weebo

" Merky ! Merky ! Merky !, " I yelled, gesturing strenuously at the weebo standing in the panashaponk.

He looked at me blankly, as if I was entirely out of bounds. It's hopeless. You can't tell a weebo anything.

" How many times must I say ' Merky ! ' ?, " I cried.

He shook his head wearily and headed up the panashaponk, grabbing dorpoplogs from his happasoop and flinging them haphazardly into people's oopadoops, instead of onto the merky.

I must have spent at least ten minutes looking for my dorpoplog in the oopadoops.